Shower Beers are Extremely Underrated and it’s Preposterous.

Shower beers, or as they say in this neck of the woods, “Showah beahs,” don’t nearly get the respect they deserve. In fact, the lack of respect is downright laughable.

If you haven’t gathered yet by reading my blogs, I’m a big fan of America. I like country music, I drive a Chevy Silverado (definitely not overcompensating for anything…), I watch rasslin’, and I love drinking beer. Enjoying a tasty brew in the shower is one of the most American things I can think of! Also, it proves that I can multi-task, so everyone who told me I couldn’t, take that!

Let’s pretend you’ve had a really long day at work, shouldn’t be that hard to imagine…am I right? You get home and want to unwind. You reach into the fridge, grab your favorite 12 oz. can, crack it open, and kick your feet up. Now, hypothetically let’s say that you are a very sweaty individual, and you may or may not have Hyperhidrosis. You grab that same 12 oz. can and head to take a shower. I don’t know the exact science behind it but beers taste approximately 8.62 times better in the shower. The combination of the hot water and cold beer can make you weak in the knees.

The week after International Beer Day, I decided that it is my mission in life to make shower beers more socially acceptable. I’ve had so many shower beers that I’ve lost count of them. So, the next time someone tells you that drinking a beer in the shower is weird, punch them in the face. No, don’t actually do that, but show them this blog. Hell, if they’re into it, tell them you will share a shower beer with them. It could be the next great pickup line!

Now grab a beer and hit the showers.

-Maverick

P.S. 367 million people suffer from Hyperhidrosis so if you see a very sweaty person, please don’t laugh. It’s a medical condition.

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